Thursday, October 15, 2009

Funny you should come to me...

Troubled by the way his son turned out, the Jewish lawyer went to see his rabbi. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, and it cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian." Rabbi, where did I go wrong?"

"Funny you should come to me", said the rabbi. "I too brought up my son in the faith, spent a fortune putting him through university, then one day he says to me he has decided to become a Christian".

"What did you do?" asked the lawyer.

"I turned to God for the answer", replied the rabbi.

"And what did God say?" pressed the lawyer.

"He said, 'Funny you should come to me. Two thousand years ago, I had a son......"

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