Thursday, June 21, 2012

Couldn't resist... here's one for the Fun "F" in LIFE!

Top 10 Chuck Norris Jokes:

# 10 - There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

# 9 - The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

# 8 - Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

# 7 - Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.

# 6 - When the Boogieman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

# 5 - Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

# 4 - If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

# 3 - Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

# 2 - Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

# 1 - Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

And finally dear readers... I offer you amazing proof... Chuck Norris gets workout tips 
from The Incredible Hulk!!!
Chuck & The HULK!
What about you? What's your favorite Chuck Norris joke? Please share them in the comments below.

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